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151 Harry Potter Puns & Quotes for Your Wizarding World Captions

Accio Harry Potter puns!

Whether you just want to load up on some Harry Potter puns before a movie binge re-watch or you’re looking for funny captions for your Wizarding World of Harry Potter photos when you visit Universal Studios, we’ve got puns about Harry Potter by the cauldron-ful!

At the end, I’ve also included some lovely Harry Potter quotes if you want some slightly more sirius Harry Potter Instagram captions.

Enjoy — and try not to groan too hard, or you’ll end up in St. Mungo’s!

General Harry Potter Puns

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Time to s-witch on the Harry Potter puns!

I’m sorry these Harry Potter puns are so riddikulus.

Good friends make you witcher

How do you spell that?

Spell ya later!

Sometimes you’ve got to stop and spell the roses

Spell the tea!

Silencio is golden

Life’s a witch and then you die

Stop your witching and moaning

But of curse I love Harry Potter!

Oh, hex!

One floo over the cuckoo’s nest

That’s quill advised.

I chant get enough Harry Potter!

I’ll make you an offer you chant refuse.

Not all who wand-er are lost.

Owl call you later

Help! I’ve been Muggled!

Stop smiling so s-Muggley

i have to Professor my love for cheesy Harry Potter puns!

Let’s get the ball Rowling

These days just keep dragon on and on…

Will you be my broom-mate?

I pulled the short end of the (broom)stick!

Remembrall when we first read Harry Potter?

I’m sorry I’m so nostalgic, I’m feeling Pensieve

It’s like my memory has been Erised.

No charm, no foul.

I’m all seers!

Always be yours-elf.

Don’t be so elf-ish

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We need to talk about the elf-ant in the room…

I’m a Kreacher of habit

Can you brew me a favor?

Robe, robe, robe your boat…

Are you Butterbeering me up?

Harry Puns

Things are starting to look a bit Harry

Harry up!

I have a Potter-cular love for Harry Potter puns

You’re so Potter-mouthed!

You don’t scar me!

The truth can be lightning

Hermione Puns

Armed and Granger-ous

These Hermione puns are Grangerously cheesy

Truth is Granger than fiction

I like to live Granger-ously

Thank god for the kindness of Grangers

Let’s live Hermione-ously

Ron Weasley Puns

We’re friends now, but we got off on the Ron food

Did you wake up on the Ron side of the bed today?

Don’t jump to the Ron conclusion!

Ron voyage!

Pop goes the Weasley!

I don’t get excited that Weasley.

Dumbledore Puns

I Dumble-adore you

He was the boy next Dumbledore

Sly as a Fawkes

For Fawkes’ sake!

Fawke it over!

Snape Puns

Severus-ly, you’ve got to stop with the Harry Potter puns!

This is a very Severus situation!

Friends come in all Snapes and sizes.

Don’t get bent out of Snape!

I heard it through the Snape-vine

Snape out of it!

Do you have Snap(e)chat?

I have Severus Snape puns up my sleeve!

Wizarding World of Harry Potter Puns

Harry up! We’re going to be late to Universal Studios!

I’m very Potter-cular about my theme parks

I Siriously love the Wizarding World of Harry Potter

You butterbeer-lieve this was our first stop at Universal!

I’m goblin down my breakfast, then I’m off to Wizarding World!

I’ve been running myself Hagrid lately — time for some fun!

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Running around the Wizarding World all day has got my Gryffindorphins going!

Tickets to Wizarding World: the one thing you buy that makes you witcher

Going to Wizarding World is my favorite witchual.

Neville a dull moment at Wizarding World!

I’m going to Wizarding World elf it’s the last thing I do!

I Siriusly just had the most magical day of my life!

Gryffindor Puns

Griffyn-adore you

McGonagalls well that ends well

You cannot be Sirius!

Have you heard the news? It’s quite myst-Sirius.

For the love of God(ric)

It’s now or Neville

I hate to play the Neville’s advocate, but…

Seamus on you!

Ravenclaw Puns

Quoth the Ravenclaw

Clawsome!

I’m stark Raven mad!

Row, Row, Rowena your boat…

It’s sheer Luna-cy!

Hufflepuff Puns

Every day I’m Huffling

I’m doing it for the Helga of it.

My Harry Potter puns often cause quite the kerf-Hufflepuff

Slytherin Puns

Can I Slytherin to your heart?

Don’t be such a Slytherin idiot!

These are some really Crabbe-y Slytherin puns

Harry Potter puns are a Goyle’s best friend

Oops! I had a wardrobe Malfoy-nction

That Malfoy’s got some Lucius locks!

I take Umbrage at these Slytherin puns

Good Slytherin puns are part and Parseltongue of your Harry Potter pun arsenal

Truth is Lestranger than fiction

Have you heard my Voldemort pun? It’s simply Marvelo-us!

I’m Riddled with Voldemort puns!

Quidditch Puns

I got 99 problems but a snitch ain’t one.

I’m a basic snitch.

Finders Keepers!

The Seekers out!

Don’t Beater ’round the bush!

I passed with flying colors.

For breakfast, I’ll have Quaffles and bacon!

Bludger? I hardly know her!

To the Viktor go the spoils!

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Sorry, these Quidditch puns are really Krummy

Wonderful Harry Potter Quotes for Wizarding World Captions

“Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home.”

“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

“Mischief managed.”

“Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.” 

“No good sittin’ worryin’ abou’ it. What’s comin’ will come, an’ we’ll meet it when it does.”

“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”

“You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”

“All you’ve got to do is walk straight at the wall between platforms 9 and 10. Best do it at a bit of a run if you’re nervous.”

“What’s life without a little risk?”

“And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.”

“Wingardium Leviosa!”

“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”

“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.”

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